[opening narration]

Narrator: Once upon a time, when knighthood was in flower, there lived a poor old nobleman and his beautiful daughter. In fact, they were so poor that he was down to his last tea bag.

Nobleman: [singing] ♪Oh, I'm from the Bureau of Internal Revenue. Your taxes are due; they're long past due. According to the government, you owe a lot of dough. And if you don't pay it, out you go.

All: [singing] ♪All hail to the hero! All to the hero!! / ALL HAIL TO THE HERO...

Dopey Knight: He did it again!

All: ♪... OF THE DAY!!!